trump has long money but a short dick

For those who missed out on the madness, Trump defended the size of his hands—and other possible shortcomings—during the debate. He felt moved to do so after fellow Republican candidate Marco Rubio had fired back at Trump for calling him ‘Little Marco’ by mocking Trump’s tiny hands with the line: “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.”

“Look at those hands, are they small hands?” exclaimed Trump during the debate, extending his lil digits to the viewers. “And, he referred to my hands—‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

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Comments (7)

  1. Munkyman

    Seems long enough to do the job. Seen his wife & kids? Most importantly his balls are bigger than your brain.

    May 12, 2016
    1. Grockizback

      fuck you bitch!!!!

      May 12, 2016
    2. Grockizback

      how do you know that are his kids?

      May 12, 2016
    3. Grockizback

      suck dick monkey man

      May 12, 2016
    4. Grockizback

      ho!!!!!!

      May 12, 2016
      1. Munkyman

        Nice mouth. Let me guess… you think you’re a Christian.

        May 12, 2016